A week's worth of weekday stories

On confusing names and email addresses:
QT: Hi, remember me?
BN: Hey Tina
QT: I miss you very much!
QT: ...
QT: Who's Tina?

On relationships with inanimate objects:
ML: I guess you two were never meant to be. A sad tale of woe, is Bruce's relationships

On No Stairway?
"Denied!"

On this isn't the first time I've heard that comparison:
BN: I am NOT an imitation of Barney

On well at least he's got good taste:
AR: I think his idea of "girlfriends" and our idea of "hookers" are one and the same.

On seriously, this is for your own benefit:
BN: I'm all for playing wing... but dude, gotta warn you, you've totally got your beer goggles on.