telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

How did I not know about this before?

It's Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope, in animated ascii art goodness.

1. Windows Key + R
2. Type in "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl"
3. Bask in the nerdy glory that is Star Wars in ascii art format

I know there's a meat joke in here somewhere...

Madame Cleo's meets the wrecking ball,

Balthazar becomes Maxime's Hideaway,

and now Wally's Burgers is closing too?