Friday, August 29, 2008

Concordantly, you are the eventuality of an anomaly


Does this article scare you as much as it scares me?

The gist is that some R&D group in IBM is charged with "building predictive models of their own colleagues" to optimize their deployment.

Two Three A few quick thoughts:

  • This type of analysis relies on a complete, or at least fairly consistent, data set.

  • This encourages the type of work process that requires real-time digitizing of our accomplishments, communications, and relationships

  • I'm all for documentation, but do you have any idea how fucking annoying that would be?

    It would be like rewarding that douchebag that always CC's half the office, or the ditz that keeps clicking "Reply To All". You know, SEO and all that jazz.

  • Then again, with the growth and popularity of social networks and smart phones, the possibility of this reality may happen sooner rather than later.

  • The commoditisating of people and use of fuzzy quantified metrics as decision making tools instead of decision support tools leaves me with chills.

  • Here's to hoping Big Blue incorporates a blue pill / red pill option in their grand computer model.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

re: IBM's psycho project
that'd be forcing humans into an unnatural and completely ROBOTIC way of living--I hope the developers fail miserably (which I'm sure they might)--otherwise 'irobot' will fabricate into reality and IBM will be the [futuristic, albeit] death of us all!!!

I was just skimming websites and blogs to find some motivation and the url of your blog popped into my head. Haha, your thoughts and ramblings are always a treat to stalk, Bruce :P.

Here's hoping you're doing swell
-Najin